thecountercurseisunjellify:

spazzynerd:

thecountercurseisunjellify:

PLATFORM 9, PLATFORM 10. Nothing in between.

Excuse me sir, can you tell me how to get to platform nine and three quarters?

Platform 9 and 3 quarters, there ain’t no such thing. You’re the 700th kid to ask me that today. I still refuse to believe that it exists.

(via animateglee)


disney—w0nderland:

If you don’t have a Disney station on Pandora then you don’t love yourself


(via cnbrisbane)


dutchster:

do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about

(via divablainey)


panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

(via cnbrisbane)


gorgeousdarren:

⋆⋆⋆★★★✩✩✩ GIVEAWAY ✩✩✩★★★⋆⋆⋆

hello friends!

i was going to do this when i hit 2,000 followers, but i’m going away next month and wanted to give myself enough time to properly do this! so this is an early celebation as i’m only about 50 away ^-^

RULES

righty ho, so all you gotta do is reblog this. that’s literally it. you don’t have to follow me (unless you do in fact like my blog), but i do ask that you only reblog if you would really like one of these :)

there will be two winners, and you can choose anything that you see here or that is currently in my shop. i will make you a new one of whatever you pick so don’t worry if there’s something above that doesn’t show up on my shop. make sure your inbox is open so i can contact you if you win! this will close on the 10th july and i’ll ship anywhere.

that’s it, in the mean time if you like the look of this stuff you can go have a browse around my etsy, i’ve just restocked and will be adding more at the end of the week.

(via divablainey)


Boys are so stupid. Boys are dumb boys can’t communicate. Boys ruin friendships.


sushiflavour:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

This fucked me up

(via amaziespidey)


detective-sundancer:

sagalibratic:

detective-sundancer:

worths:

oh you wanna date me? well get in line

image

I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it

I have failed

u rang

YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER

(via temporaryblisssssss)